‹ the sandbag

// almost done, honest

The Loading Screen That Never Finishes

It creeps toward 100% and never, ever arrives. It only moves forward — slower, then slower, then slower still. Close the tab whenever you like; it remembers, and when you come back it will be further along and no closer. The Cancel button is right there. (It does nothing.)

PHASE 1 OF 7 ETA: calculating…
downloaded 0.00 GB / 128 GB 0 splines reticulated

Waking the hamsters…

tip: cancelling does nothing. it has never done anything

Closest you have ever come: 0.0%  •  Cancels rage-clicked: 0  •  This load: 0s old

This screen will never finish — that is the whole feature. Nothing is actually loading. Your progress is saved, which is somehow worse. You may leave whenever you like; it will keep counting.